...until the empire falls?

Now imagine how many you might actually be related to…

“No, you shouldn’t park and come in; I’m already late as it is.” And then she pouts. WOMAN, IF WE’D HAVE LEFT AT FIVE LIKE I WANTED, THEN YOU COULD HAVE MOTHERFUCKING COME IN TO TELL ME GOODBYE.

And then I missed my plane. Twice. Two separate planes. I was supposed to be out of Florida three hours ago.

(And then I found ten dollars.)