...until the empire falls?

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Story of my life. ALWAYS. RT @gamecocksblog: The guy behind me who only knows words to brand-new album should go lay down in traffic.

link Cracked.com: 6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies are Capable Of

Really, you don’t understand my desire to be child-free? #1 is murder. Just saying.

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Cars 2 concept art (!!!)

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lipstick-feminists:

stfuconservatives:

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It was probably important in the fucking 50s, but nowadays feminists are just a bunch of dykey extremists that are butthurt about fucking ANYTHING. They REFUSE to accept that SOME WOMEN JUST LIKE STRIPPING, and ALL MEN JUST LIKE NAKED GIRLS BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING BIOLOGY.

You think a girl is being disrespectful to her body because she’s dancing on a strip pole? You don’t like it when women dress like sluts on TV? NOBODY FUCKING CARES IF YOU DO. Your opinion isn’t the fucking only opinion. There are slutty girls out there, and then there are gigantic cunts like you who will NEVER get laid because your standards are way too fucking high. Guess what? You’re not better than anybody the fuck else. So go suck a fucking dick and make a damn sandwich and learn your goddamned place in the world.

I hate my gender.

I’m kind of convinced that if you’re on the internet and you see something written in all caps, you should just keep scrolling because there is no way what’s written there is going to be intelligent. Stupid is never content to being stupid quietly.

On her secret Tumblr account, Sarah Palin’s true feelings revealed themselves…

No, I hate my gender. Really?

When I was in high school, I actually dubbed myself a “female misogynist”, thinking that somehow this made me edgy and (patheetically) more attractive to the sort of men I wanted. Poor little girl, give her three years, and she’ll be as militant as the rest of us. Thinking about the gender constructs in contemporary society, even in an offensively conventional/antiquated way, is always the way our delightful woman-centric subversion starts. That said. I wonder what she honestly thinks her place in the world really is. And why her icon is Daria…

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Belle reading Twilight? HA, I feel so confused right now, do I love it or hate it? :)

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lipstick-feminists:

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(via youmaybeoffended)

Damn it, I’m lookin’ at you, PETA.

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It’s okay, Peyton. The kids at work know how much I unconditionally love my husband. Our relationship is unchanged.

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"I have never been certain whether the moral of the Icarus story should only be, as is generally accepted, ‘don’t try to fly too high,’ or whether it might also be thought of as ‘forget the wax and feathers, and do a better job on the wings.’"

Stanley Kubrick (via blameitonthepop)

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No power in Germantown!

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