...until the empire falls?

FUCK YEAH CLEMSUX

The text inside those stars of David reads “Jesus loves you”.

Yeah, and the lady he was obviously following had a bumper sticker reading “Fight terror, support Israel”.

Fucking Brandon.

I’m not tweeting about my Cocks because I am one superstitious biotch.

lowdunks:

bowlingalleylawyer:

this isn’t supposed to happen in winter.

I don’t know what’s in the Carolina air this year, but my allergies have been worse then ever.

SO dried out from this stuffy nose. And once again unable to sleep past 6am. Glass of water + illness = potentially manageable situation.

Ugh. My Thanksgiving was no Thanksgiving. And between the new woman and the new wife, no fun. Ugh. Back to Tampa tonight.

fuckyeahandrewmcmahon:

mayyourskiesbeblue:

haleysunshine:

kitscheartache:

93diagonalley:

fuckyeahandrewmcmahon:

thefairytaleisover:

arindelaney:

thefairytaleisover:

fuckyeahandrewmcmahon:

iwanttosaveyou:

fuckyeahandrewmcmahon:

lonelyhotelroom:

replaced:

lonelyhotelroom:

(via fuckyeahandrewmcmahon)

it’s when i spend the most time thinking about what i’ve given up

this is a warning

when you start the day just to close the curtains, you’re thinking about what i’ve given up

where are you now?

as i’m swimming through the stereo, i’m writing you a symphony of sound.

where are you now?

AS I REARRANGE THE SONGS AGAIN THIS MIX COULD BURN A HOLE IN ANYONE

but it was you i was thinking of

i read your letterrrr

the one you left when you broke into my house

retracing every step you made

and you said you meant it

and there’s a piece of me in every single second of every single day

But if it’s true then tell me how it got this way

where are you now?

scout:storygoes / bethlehems: HOOOOOOLY SHIT RAHM LOVE.

No turkey at Dad’s house OR Gramma’s. I’m on strike.

RT @FakeAPStylebook: Your Thanksgiving edition should have a front-page story assuring people that someone else is feeding the homeless.

Hour and some change till hello Mel-boring…

wicked-grin:insatiatedance:

i love this kid.

angry asian man

acewepeel:

mykicks:

Psychological fact: I cried when they stopped carrying the Rodeo Burger at Burger King 10 years ago. See also: Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich at Wendy’s.

Food gets me emotional.

This is why I’m scared to try the new Chicken Cordon Bleu Melt at Subway. I don’t think I can handle that kind of disappointment when it leaves. I hate getting attached to food :(

Even though I know it’s “limited time only,” I still get upset.

PS: I’m looking at you, Sonic Patty Melt.

wicked-grin:

bubububble:

sexismandthecity:

Queer as in fuck you.

bean22:

Oh god want.

Conor Friedersdorf, “Glenn Beck, Community Organizer”

Brian?